Me at school -_-
- Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're late?"
- Me: Someone told me to go to hell
- Me: Couldn't find it at first
- Me: But now im here
- Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
- Person: laughs
- Me: I am the worst human being alive
- Me: I stole that
- Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
- Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
- Me: I should never speak again
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
MOVIE ABOUT A PERSON WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH DEATH AND CONTINUOUSLY COMMITS MURDER IN ORDER TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH THEM UNTIL DEATH IS FINALLY LIKE “YOU ARE MAKING MY JOB SO MUCH MORE DIFFICULT THAN IT NEEDS TO BE LETS JUST GO OUT FOR A COFFEE OR SOMETHING JESUS FUCK”
No, this is why women survive longer than men.
this hurt to look at
This whole thing is a gigantic “WHY”
I can laugh, but I’m 100% guilty of this level of stupidity. Except the electric cord in the pool, that’s beyond my level.